(11:07:31 PM) Jimmy McKeague: so I went out to the local Borders tonight to buy the newest issue of GQ
(11:08:03 PM) Jimmy McKeague: wait in line…total comes to $9.99….I’m thinking okay seems a lil high but maybe the price has gone up so I think nothing of it and continue to check out
(11:08:32 PM) Jimmy McKeague: get home…and take a closer look at the cover and it’s some muslim dude I’ve never heard of….okay cool…maybe Pakistan has some hip stuff goin’ on
(11:08:56 PM) Jimmy McKeague: look down at the tag on the bottom bcuz the issue is sealed in plastic….and yep, that’s right…I def bought the Indian version of GQ
(11:09:49 PM) Jimmy McKeague: which I will be taking back first thing tomorrow morning and exchanging for the white people version…seriously, who knew they made a GQ Indian issue?! I mean it had George Clooney on the back cover…I figured it was all good.
Christmas decorations are officially up around the house! And in 15 days they will come down again and get stuffed in the crawl space till next year. Who doesn’t enjoy the holidays?!
Patrick ‘20 Cent’ Kane returns to Buffalo tonight after his summer arrest for a five minute fighting penalty with a cab driver. Unfortunately, my Comcast cable has decided to head into hibernation for the winter. After calling Comcast to get someone out to fix my cable, I received the response ‘Mister, do you know how cold it it? It’s damn freezin’ out der.” Thanks for stating the obvious - perhaps this is why you answer a phone for the better part of ten hours of your day.
Just ordered new hockey jerseys for our upcoming Iron Man tournament. Team Name: High Society
THIS JUST IN! BASS PRO SHOP IS SELLING CAMO LINGERIE!
1.) If it’s dark in the bedroom and the lights are out how the f are you supposed to see anything?!
2.) If they’re selling this at Bass Pro Shop they better have them in MUCH larger sizes…
Important tip for a girl to follow…
Wrigley Field is set to open their outdoor ice rink December 15th. Let’s think about this for a minute…there are at least 30 bars around that area where people are getting trashed from sunrise to sunset. The fights that occur on this rink after a day of getting tipsy are going to be so good they should be on pay-per-view! Thank you Wrigley Field and the Chicago Park District!
I’ve figured out how to be rich…
I will open a screen print t-shirt shop in the Jersey Shore…
Let’s play guess the year this woman last saw her toes.
JD Power & Associates gave this woman’s personal airbag a 5-star rating.
I fail to see what’s wrong with the advice…Seems like the author gives some great points for getting the car started again. Perhaps a AAA membership might help her in the future.
I’m coaching 6-8 year old Mites for St. Judes Hockey. You haven’t seen or heard anything till you hear a 7 year old drop an M-F’er at the kid on the other team that just stole their puck. Epic.
Whatcha gonna do brotha when Steeger’s OT goal runs wild on you?!
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My lunch box from grade school…
Wait a second…There was a black dude in Ghostbusters? I assume he’s the one that carried all their proton packs and chauffeured everyone around in Ecto-1, right?
I don’t cook. At all. But now that I’ve discovered this hidden treasure I might just have to start. Think pre-historic George Foreman. Apparently the fine folks at Sears that have brought us trusty Die Hard batteries and an abundance of Timberland boots bring us the Jiffy Burger Cooker that produces a delicious hamburger patty in 1-3 minutes. 1 to 3 MINUTES!?! That’s about the time it will take for you to die after you eat something made from this death grill.