I don’t cook. At all. But now that I’ve discovered this hidden treasure I might just have to start. Think pre-historic George Foreman. Apparently the fine folks at Sears that have brought us trusty Die Hard batteries and an abundance of Timberland boots bring us the Jiffy Burger Cooker that produces a delicious hamburger patty in 1-3 minutes. 1 to 3 MINUTES!?! That’s about the time it will take for you to die after you eat something made from this death grill.
